A Note from the Editors

 

Four. Four big ones. Four big old issues. Four hot, heavy, heaving tamales of humour and joy. That's where we're at, people! This is the fourth issue of Vandercave.

We have been looking up high and searching way down low for delicious laffs and it seems we've come out of it with quite a haul! Truly it is a fascinating time to be alive and have a public email address open for writing submissions.

This one includes good advice on getting along with Hymenoptera care of Ottawa's Matt Hertendy, a Venn diagram from inveterate cutie-pie Chris Wilson, a gaze into the future from FREQUENT CONTRIBUTOR Anders Yates, and a putrid slice of life from Zack Kotzer. Also, our very own golden gourd Jordan Moffatt has penned a lil' stupid story about Drake.

For those of you who don't know, Jordan recently made the decision to cleave Tom's heart mercilessly in twain by moving from Toronto to Ottawa. So, appropriately this issue is entitled OH WOW THANKS FOR TELLING ME NO WOW COOL THAT SOUNDS GREAT. Enjoy it!

Of course we're already on the lookout for great submissions for Issue #5. The window for those officially closes on Dec 17, so send us your work soon!

Love,

Tom and Jordan

 

VANDERCAVE ISSUE #4

oh wow thanks for telling me no wow cool that sounds great

 

WRITING

five benefits of being covered in ants 

By Matt Hertendy

PREDICTIONS ON THE MANNER OF DEATH OF FILMMAKER WERNER HERZOG

By Anders Yates

THE SUMMER OF ROTTING LASAGNA

By Zack Kotzer

me, drake, and the durantula

By Jordan Moffatt

 

illustration

four venn diagrams

By Chris Wilson

 

THE END!