A Note from the Editors
Hi! We're Jordan and Tom, the editors of Vandercave Quarterly. Jordan is a beautiful angel with golden hair and eyes that you want to crawl inside of and fall asleep in and Tom is a thinking, feeling bowl of slime. We put this fun website together to share silly, joyful, weird things that we like with you people. This is our first issue ever, and we think it's full of great things.
There will be new issues quarterly and they will all be very good. Sounds great, right? We're really looking forward to them!
If you'd like to submit — and we sure would like you to — check out our submissions page.
Anyways, go read this thing!
Jordan and Tom
VANDERCAVE ISSUE #1:
HOO BOY HERE WE GO
by Phillip Gordon
WANTED: Someone to stare unblinkingly at my daughter during her moments of volatile disobedience.
by Colin Munch
Mae G'ovannon. Hello Assembled Elves and Fair Folk of the west, so lovely to see you all today.
by Jordan Moffatt
The first time I saw ryan gosling, it was when he was on the television show BREAKER HIGH.
by Monica Heisey
1. Forget all those lists you made of “Things to do before you're 30.”
by Tom Hobson
AGATHA CHRISTIE LOOKED DOWN AT THE KIPLINIAN REBEL FIGHTER'S HEAD AS SHE HELD IT IN HER HANDS.
by John Grey
NICE IS COOL
director: Ben Petrie
Amidst preposterous recollections of his past, a grown man relives his singular memory of what it felt like to be a little boy.
Ben Petrie is a Toronto based writer and director. He is the youngest of eight children, which must be the root of his existential yearning to make people laugh. His films are personal and outlandish in equal measure. You can see more of Ben's work at proofofben.com
An Awesome Drawing of a Pig
by Cheryl Hsu
Shauna Wootton is a writer and illustrator. She lives in a forest. Find her on Twitter and Instragram @shaunawootton.